I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I love having hate sex.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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