Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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