then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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