To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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