I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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