My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
