Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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