You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
