um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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