He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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