stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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