even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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