Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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