I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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