idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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