wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We need to get me chipped asap
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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