It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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