Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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