That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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