That's intense
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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