How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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