idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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