In the future we'll all be gay
Yo dont text me then not text me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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