Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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