i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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