I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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