They should really pass out barf bags in church
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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