It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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