Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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