I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I have feelings that need drinking.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
