Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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