my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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