After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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