So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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