And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
