it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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