does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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