make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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