oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I seem to have left my pride at pride
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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