i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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