Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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