1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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