Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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