Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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