**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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