There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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