i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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