shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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