Heybabeimwearingurpanties
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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