Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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