Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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