Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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