we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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