I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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