I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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