Non-Jews are for practice
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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