There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
there is puke in my bra ... again
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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