ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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